That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 1: "That '70s Pilot" Quotes
Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.
Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.
Red: If I find one beer can in that car, it's over!
Kitty: And no donuts either! Ants!
Donna: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Kelso: You told me he was cute.
Donna: No I didn't.
Kelso: I remember, 'cause you said not to say anything in front of Eric.
(Eric's car battery is dead)
Randy (The Mechanic): So, what, you want a battery? 'Cause I can get you a battery.
Eric: Are they cheap, or possibly free?
Randy (The Mechanic): Thirty-two bucks, minimum.
Kelso: Alright, I'll tell you what. We'll trade you our battery plus five bucks for one of your batteries.
I might not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?Fez
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a permanent.
Kelso: So that's permanent?
Bob: Red, a Toyota?
Red: Yeah, it's mine. I tell you the last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me.
Kelso: Jackie's good for gas money.
Eric: You are such a whore.
Fez: When does the boat get here, whore?
Eric: Ever since yesterday, I can't stop thinking about you. I mean, I've known you practically my whole life. I want you. I want you so bad.
Donna: Eric, it's a car.
Kelso: Let's just leave these two kids alone.
Kelso: Don't worry about it! Just remain calm, keep moving.
Donna: And above all, don't get sucked into my dad's hair.
In ten minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities.Hyde