That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 19: "Prom Night" Quotes
Bob: Midge, you don't know the first thing about having a business.
Midge: But there's no risk, Bob.
Bob: Why not?
Midge: Because it's your money!
Jackie: Oh, God, Steven, this is beautiful. You know, this whole experience has taught me that I don't need Michael to go to the Prom. I can go with anyone, even you. Thanks. (she kisses Hyde on the cheek)
Hyde: Okay, let's not do that.
Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the Prom!
Hyde: Oh boy! Who Fez?
Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher!
Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the Prom!
Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework: Nice Job, Good Effort, See Me, I love you... Okay, I made the last one up, but the other ones were real.
Jackie: Well, I have a date too.
Kelso: Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
Kelso: Hey, I love her.
Eric: No, you don't.
Kelso: Okay, I don't.
Kelso: Guys, guess who's taking Pam Macey to the prom?
Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Kelso: NO, ME!
Fez: Darn, and I had a quarter, too.