That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 20: "A New Hope" Quotes
Kelso: Laurie, what's going on? You're acting like you're liking me, and that's weird.
Laurie: It's like I told you Kelso, I'm bored.
Kelso: Well that's very flattering, but uh, you know, Jackie and I are back together.
Laurie: Oh. I understand. Do you wanna see my appendix scar?
Kelso: Once again, (looks at it) what's-her-name and I are back together!
Eric: So David, still got that big ol' curve in your spine?
Fez: Can I see it?
(dressed up as storm troopers)
Jackie: Oh my god, you guys just gotta come over to the dark side!
Fez: They have free food!
Eric: I don't know. If I hit this guy, Donna's just gonna be pissed.
Kelso: No, man. Chicks dig that stuff! I mean, Leia, right, she acted like she was mad at Han. But I could tell she liked him.
Hyde: Kelso, man, what are you, an idiot? Leia likes Luke, I mean she kissed him on that bridge!
Kelso: Uh! Just for luck!
Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.
Donna: Just because a guy pays attention to me, does not mean he wants to get me naked!
Eric: Oh, grow up!
Donna: Is that why you paid attention to me?
Eric: Of course!...not! Of course not! I love your mind. That's the thing I love.
Donna: Remember when you beat him up on the playground?
Eric: I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Wait. Wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
Eric: Yep. And I kicked his ass.
Red: You can hit him in the groin.
Bob: You can hit him in the groin with a banjo.
Red (as Obi-Wan): A Jedi's strength lies in his own... Are you even listening?
Eric (as Luke): Yes! You were saying... may the force be with me?
Red (as Obi-Wan): No, I was not. Jedi Knight? Ha! Jedi Dumbass!
Bob: Hit him with a banjo!
Red: A banjo, Bob?
Red: Where is he gonna get a banjo?
Bob: I don't know. But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down!