The world is angry. So much hate and rage. Beth saw that, but I couldn't.


Your dad doesn't know shit. I quit dancing because I got knocked up.


Colleen: Oh, you showed up! I'm impressed.
Kayla: You have my phone. OK. This is way cool. Very gypsy bohemian.
Colleen: Oh, don't label me. I hate label. I think of it as timeless chic.
Kayla: I'm pretty sure that's a label.

Ethan: This really is one of those teen shows.
Kayla: This is not some triangle.
Ethan: I'm talking about the part where you're fuckin' your teacher. Oops. Another trope.

Kayla: I thought you wanted to be the cool grandma.
Colleen: I never said that! I'm OK with being uncool. In fact, I'm OK with being mean. I'm really good at it.

I went in for a voice lineup. I identified one of the pigs.


It's like we're a triangle on one of those teen shows on the network I don't watch. In dramatic terms, it's what's known as a trope.


Jordan, you say that's the guy, then we'll keep looking into him. But we don't make arrests that don't hold up in court. Do you understand?

Det. Garcia

Something happened back in Oakland. People don't just up and move in the middle of the school year.


Laney: What happened in California? What makes you so guarded?
Ethan: And sad. There's something uniquely sad about you.

Can we stop with the fucks for five fucking minutes???


I'm sorry. I didn't handle that well. I will do better. I promise.


Tell Me a Story Quotes

Can we please not ruin another dinner talking about Trump?


Oh, don't you look nice. Very sexy. I was slutty when I was your age, too.