Switched at Birth Season 3 Episode 22: "Yuletide Fortune Tellers" Quotes
Bay: Is it Christmas?
Bay: OK. I want you to make gingerbread pancakes and then I want you to sing Christmas Carols all day long. Oh, and baking. I want to bake!
Kathryn: Oh honey, stop. I know that you and I are really, really different. We always have been. I love all this stuff and you don't. I need to stop forcing it on you.
Bay: Mom, I love every single thing about our Christmases. That's not entirely true. But, every family has a little crazy and if I have to have crazy, I prefer your crazy over anyone else's.
Regina: The whole perfect Kennish Christmas thing makes me feel like you were cheated out of this storybook life; like you somehow drew the short straw because you got stuck with the single mom.
Daphne: Mom! I love our Christmases.
FauxDaphne: This is unbelievable. Apparently the only time Emmett and I have been naked together, rubber duckies were involved.
FauxBay: OK. I'm telling you. J & K are about ten minutes away from a very conscious uncoupling.
FauxDaphne: There's one more thing. Regina's drinking.
FauxBay: Oh no. Again?
FauxDaphne: I don't think she ever stopped. Think about it. She got sober after she found out about the switch. If that never happened...
John: Well, I see you're still using your mom's beauty products.
Toby: Good to see you, too, John.
John: Bay! Ready for some wind sprints?
Kathryn: She just worked out.
John: Yes, I'm aware of that Kathryn. Olympic Medalists don't just work once a day and then sit on their butts the rest of the day. It's crunch time. And yet, why am I explaining that to somebody who works 90 hours a week?
Kathryn: Don't do that. Don't pit Bay against me.
Bay: You have to admit, life would be a lot easier if we had never been switched.
Daphne: I was just thinkin' the same thing.
Come on, Mom, what is with you? You're like the cruise director on the cruise to Christmas hell!Bay
It takes three hours to open presents? We don't usually put that much emphasis on gifts.Regina