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Survivor

Honestly, Christina, you've been the season's cockroach.

Colton

You might be able to make an alliance with a hermit crab at this point.

Colton

I'm sorry but that was the funniest tribal council I've ever been to.

Alicia

It's really hard being the leader of a bunch of idiots.

Colton

If [Monica] thinks she can turn this sinking ship around, by all means, take the wheel.

Colton

Watching Tarzan at the challenge today looked like watching a wounded hippo move over water.

Christina

I can be Colton's bitch, I can be whatever you want me to be. Just don't vote me out.

Jonas

Alicia is following me like a fiddle.

Colton

I'm asking you to trust me, one person, who can control those guys.

Colton

I just found the hidden immunity idol. It's in my crotch.

Kim

I don't consider Colton as a guy, so we have four girls against three guys.

Alicia

It reminds me of back in 1979 when I was playing cornerback for the Central Valley Bears.

Troyzan
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