Survivor

Survivor Quotes (Page 5)

Season 24 Episode 5: "A Bunch of Idiots"

Colton: I'm asking you to trust me, one person, who can control those guys.
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Kim: I just found the hidden immunity idol. It's in my crotch.
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Alicia: I don't consider Colton as a guy, so we have four girls against three guys.
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Troyzan: It reminds me of back in 1979 when I was playing cornerback for the Central Valley Bears.
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Monica: [Colton] Don't you forget who's your mama.
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Alicia: Even if the girls on Salani did not have the guys, they'd still probably kick out butt.
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Alicia: We are going to be the laughing stock.
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Alicia: [The guys] handed us a million dollars.
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Christina: We don't know what the heck these guys are thinking.
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Sabrina: The guys are much more of a mess than we thought.
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Season 24 Episode 4: "Bum-Puzzled"

Jeff: This tribal council will go down as one of the craziest in the history of the game.
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Bill: Colton you haven't worked an honest day in your life.
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Jeff: Bill what are the chances that this will go down as the single dumbest move in this game. Dumber than someone giving up their individual immunity.
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Colton: I'm running the entire show right now. If you can't see that, you're Helen Keller.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: I'm completely bum-puzzled right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kat: Have they really lost their mind?
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Bill: It's nice to see that little red devil back at camp.
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Bill: It's not 'One World' it's 'Leif's World'.
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Kat: Tarzan, you're about to get slapped, dude.
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Tarzan: Cheat!
Chelsea: Kiss my ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

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