Survivor

Survivor Quotes (Page 4)

Season 24 Episode 7: "The Beauty In A Merge"

Jonas: I'm just trying to play the game, you can't blame me for that.
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Chelsea: I'm gonna go puke, I'll be right back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troyzan: To find the hidden immunity idol is like winning the gold medal.
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Tarzan: Are you trying to tell us you're going to be pooping sand?
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Jonas: Tarzan, quit talking, dude.
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Jonas: Feel free to start working.
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Season 24 Episode 6: "Thanks For The Souvenir"

Kat: I don't have any fingernails anymore. All the dirt is in my mouth. It was nutritious, but it's all in my mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonas: If there was a karma, Colton got some karma right back at him.
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Sabrina: Is Ashton Kutcher going to punk me?
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Kat: Dude, snap crackle pop! That was the bomb.
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Jeff: Alicia...pathetic.
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Kat: I think I died last night. Alicia killed me in my dream.
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Colton: Honestly, Christina, you've been the season's cockroach.
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Colton: You might be able to make an alliance with a hermit crab at this point.
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Alicia: I'm sorry but that was the funniest tribal council I've ever been to.
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Season 24 Episode 5: "A Bunch of Idiots"

Colton: It's really hard being the leader of a bunch of idiots.
 • Rating: Unrated

Colton: If [Monica] thinks she can turn this sinking ship around, by all means, take the wheel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Christina: Watching Tarzan at the challenge today looked like watching a wounded hippo move over water.
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Jonas: I can be Colton's bitch, I can be whatever you want me to be. Just don't vote me out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Colton: Alicia is following me like a fiddle.
 • Rating: Unrated

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