Survivor

Survivor Quotes (Page 2)

Season 24 Episode 13: "It's Human Nature"

Chelsea: Wow, I love champagne.
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Chelsea: I'm just talking out loud right now.
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Tarzan: If I were the girls, I would have voted me out before Kat.
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Season 24 Episode 12: "It's Gonna Be Chaos"

Kat: I hope Jeff will let me play again so I can redeem myself.
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Tarzan: Alright, boss lady.
Kim: Stop!
Tarzan: It's true.
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Kim: Kat; she would be the person that would have a show about how a million dollars ruined my life.
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Kim: [Alicia's] not well liked, but she's delusional about that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kim: I'm going to have to do major damage control back at camp.
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Kat: I'm about to get drunk.
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Sabrina: It's kind of like I'm playing for me and Tarzan today.
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Alicia: I'm at the top controlling everything. I'm the most powerful player in this game.
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Alicia: Tribal tonight proved tonight how dumb Christina is.
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Season 24 Episode 11: "Never Say Die"

Kat: Am I so far up Kim and Chelsea's ass that I can't see that I'm a weak player?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troyzan: I've got some ocean-front property in Kansas I can sell you.
Jeff: I'm from Kansas, there's no ocean-front property there.
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Kim: I won't believe Troyzan is going home until the moment he stands in front of Jeff and his torch goes out.
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Alicia: I'm a Special Ed teacher. I handle Christina like one of my students.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alicia: If I got a couple of votes, all hell would break loose.
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Sabrina: [Christina] sways like the wind.
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Sabrina: Kat needs to be soothed. She's a hot mess right now.
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Kim: We're going to have to do some damage control with our alliance.
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