Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSupernatural Season 14 Episode 4: "Mint Condition" Quotes
Samantha: Where did you learn to do this?
Sam: I had a messed up childhood.
Dean: Everything is not fine.
Sam: Yeah. My first clue was the flying chainsaw.
Dean: So, seriously what is your deal with Halloween?
Sam: I don't like it.
Dean: Yeah but why don't you like it? And don't get that like, "Oh, everyday is Halloween for us," crap because one, it ain't. We don't eat that much candy. Two you've had this hate on for years.
Dean: What are ya doing down there?
Stuart: Fortnite.
Sam: Where can we find Stuart now?
Samantha: He's at his mom's house.
Dean: Of course he is.
Sam: Well, if that's me, that's you over there.
Dean: That guy?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: We have zero in common.
Dean: She's like your twin.
Sam: What? What are you talking about?
Dean: Her -- soft, delicate features, luxurious hair. She's like your wonder twin.
Dean: Still not a fan of Halloween, huh?
Sam: Nope.
Panthro is mine.
Dean
Sam: So your plan is just to lay in here watching "Hatchet Man" movies, seriously?
Dean: "All Saints Day" is a classic.
Dean: Oh, wow.
Sam: What? Oh, yes I shaved.
Dean: I mean it's so smooth. It's like a dolphins belly.
Time to slice and dice.
Hatchet Man
