Harper: I tried to kill you.
Jack: Every relationship has it's stuff, right?

It's my life Sam. Not yours and not hers.

Charlie

Harper: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Jack: Do you mind if I use the bathroom?

Harper: I try to stay optimistic.
Jack: Me too.

Sam: How many books are you reading?
Charlie: All of them. I hate hunting.

Look I promise when we get back home I'll give you the talk.

Dean

Dean: Well, congrats Mighty Mouse. I think you found us a case.
Jack: Thanks. What's Mighty Mouse?

Sam: I'm just saying I'm not surprised you survived the apocalypse.
Charlie: Well, I am. Sam, before all this, I was a just a programer at Richard Roman Enterprises.

Jack: What's courting?
Dean: It's what you do before you start dating.
Jack: Oh, that's the thing you do before the sex.

Yeah, when a young guy dies, they never know what to put in those things.

Dean

Sam: Dean's going out on a hunt with Jack.
Charlie: Good for them.

Dean: Still with that cough, huh?
Jack: Yeah, maybe I'm allergic to sitting around doing nothing.

Supernatural Quotes

Time to slice and dice.

Hatchet Man

Sam: So your plan is just to lay in here watching "Hatchet Man" movies, seriously?
Dean: "All Saints Day" is a classic.