Kevin: Water under the bridge. You had my best interests in mind.
Mike: Want some bacon?
I’m sorry, did the internet go down? Did you go over your friends and family plan?Harvey
Rachel: I’m here for you, too.
Jessica: I appreciate that, Rachel, but right now I’d rather you spend your time trying to find something to help Leonard Bailey.
Soon as one’s ready? I asked you to hold the reservation for 15 minutes and it’s only been 13 minutes you hipster douche bag.Louis
What I think is if you can't figure out how to have a simple date with a woman who's already agreed to go out with you, then maybe you don't deserve to go out with her in the first place. How's that for advice?Donna
Jessica: No you have him for this, because we don't have time. After that, you get your own guy.
Rachel: I don't understand, why can't I use your guy too?
Jessica: Because then he wouldn't be my guy.
Cahill: What are you implying?
Harvey: I'm implying I don't know what you did, but Santa sure as hell didn't put that thing under your tree last night.
Mike: He came here to see me about my case.
Gallo: You want to know something Mike? I don't give a shit about your case. So you tell Harvey next time he comes here, he better come with some progress. Because I've got that sense of smell, and something in here stinks.
Your honor, you have the power to push Leonard Bailey's execution if you see fit. Isn't it worth doing if there's even a one percent chance that he's innocent?Jessica
Donna: OK. Calm down.
Louis: No! I don't really want to calm down because all I can really think about is my wood!!!
Making Tara love my wood is the first step toward making her love me!Louis
Louis: Donna, the kind of wood ya get, says everything you need to know about what kind of man you are. How hard or soft it is, how much it bends when you're workin' it...
Donna: I got the picture, Louis.