Jessica: No you have him for this, because we don't have time. After that, you get your own guy.
Rachel: I don't understand, why can't I use your guy too?
Jessica: Because then he wouldn't be my guy.
Donna: OK. Calm down.
Louis: No! I don't really want to calm down because all I can really think about is my wood!!!
Making Tara love my wood is the first step toward making her love me!Louis
Louis: Donna, the kind of wood ya get, says everything you need to know about what kind of man you are. How hard or soft it is, how much it bends when you're workin' it...
Donna: I got the picture, Louis.
How do I tell a man he's going to die?Rachel
This is our house. What are you doing here?Homeowner
Louis: Donna, I need you to help me feel my wood.
Donna: Oh, dear God.
I just thought showing Tara your wood wasn't the only way to show her what kind of man you are.Donna
You do that and I'll tell the courts that you just admitted to me that you tried to poison Mike.Harvey
I don't take legal advice from a convict.Sean
Oh, you gotta be shitting me.Sean
Well, if it isn't my knight in shining armor.Leonard