Stumptown Season 1 Quotes
Dex: Officer, why am I handcuffed to this bed?
Officer: Because you’re under arrest.
Dex: For what?
Tookie: Dex called, she’s on her way here.
Grey: She’s always on her way here.
Tookie: From jail.
Dex: What do we do?
Grey: Take the money and run.
Grey: Yeah, but what about, you know, that thing you said about protecting your family?
Dad: Yeah, and sometimes that means protecting them from themselves.
You'd murder me then obsessively clean up the blood.Kara
Hello. Drunk and defeated Dex Parios.Dex
Dex: You didn't know him.
Grey: Did you?
Dex: Yeah, I did.
Benny: Dex, that's twice as much detergent as you need, maybe three times.
Dex: Maybe I like my shirts itchy.
Benny: But that was my shirt.
Dex: Not anymore.
Benny: God, I love you. I'm not taking it back.
Woman: You have amazing legs.
Kara: Thank you.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry my partner and I were sure you were a unicorn.
Kara: Oh, first-timer.
Woman: Come find us when you're ready to play.
Cameron: You don't quit, do you?
Dex: One of my many endearing qualities.
Dex: I'm just so tired of running away from this, you know?
Grey: Then don't.
Hell has a mini bar.Dex