Stan Against Evil
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on IFCStan Against Evil Season 3 Episode 4: "The Demon Who Came in From the Heat" Quotes
Driver: So what brings you to Willards Mill?
Demon: I'm here to collect souls.
Driver: [slams on the breaks] Well, here we are. Just cut through those woods and go another 18 miles.
Aw, take it easy. Bill's good people. It's not his fault he's a demon, right Bill?
Stan
Now let's bang out some spells and spring us some goddamned souls. Waddya say?
Stan
OK, confession time. The spell you just recited is, well, basically you just condemned yourselves to hell. I know. I conned you. I'm sorry. [chuckles]. Actually, I'm not sorry. I'm sorry I'm not sorry. Can you be that? I think I'm that!
Bill
This is all your fault, Stan, because you are messing with powers you do not understand! [grins] I always wanted to say that.
Bill