Sooner or later the streets are going to eat you.

Ben

It's the rent we pay for our room on this planet.

Cooper

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Ferguson

Are you serious? This kid already gets an A in assh*le and he's not even out of puberty.

Cooper

13 years patrolling. I might just miss this freak show.

Tang

I feel like I let you down.

Sammy

You're a handsome kid and that's a good thing everywhere except prison.

Lydia

You come all the way down here to score and your Porsche breaks down. I mean, that's got to suck, right?

Cooper

If I dress like you maybe I can have a threesome with some zoo animals.

Sammy
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