Sooner or later the streets are going to eat you.

Ben

It's the rent we pay for our room on this planet.

Cooper

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Ferguson

Are you serious? This kid already gets an A in assh*le and he's not even out of puberty.

Cooper

13 years patrolling. I might just miss this freak show.

Tang

I feel like I let you down.

Sammy

You're a handsome kid and that's a good thing everywhere except prison.

Lydia

You come all the way down here to score and your Porsche breaks down. I mean, that's got to suck, right?

Cooper

If I dress like you maybe I can have a threesome with some zoo animals.

Sammy

Is the divorcee make over officially underway?

Ben

Give any knucklehead enough ammo and they'll hit something.

Lydia

You leave your gun in Mickie D's bathroom? Somebody use it to shoot up the mayor.

Dewey
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Southland Season 4 Quotes

I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.

Sammy

Cops wake up different every morning from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.

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