This man doesn't have a concussion; He has a bullet in his head.

Paramedic

Russell: What happened to Lydia the optimist?
Lydia: She got her ass handed to her by Lydia the suspect.

Even when cops do everything right things can still go sideways. Learning to accept this is a big part of the job.

Narrator

I don't care how mad he was at her. I don't see him cutting her head off and going all Kung Fu Panda on the bodyguard."

Lydia

That guy could charm the panties off a nun.

Josie

I'll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.

Lydia

All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.

Lydia

Bastard cut her head off and you're trying out for the Improv.

Russell

Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.

Josie
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