Southland

Southland Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 3: "Discretion"

Josie: I know Russ was your lap dog. Jerk the chain and he'll do whatever.
 • Rating: Unrated

John: Little boot's growing up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lydia: I am really happy for her though 'cause she's got this guy. He treats her nice. He's great. I just never thought that when my 62 year old Mom moved back in that she'd be having more sex than me.
Russell: Well, she couldn't be having less.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: All cops have to make judgment calls they hope they won't regret. No cop ever bats a thousand.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 2: "Punching Water"

Chickie: I dealt with it for five years, you can't take it for four hours.
John: When he was drunk, he was funny. If I've gotta hear one more thing about AA, I'm going bring back the Daryl Gates chokehold myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Josie: In my Newton gang unit days we never needed any help. We worked triples by ourselves. One detective, highest clearance rate in the city.
Sammy: I heard they were weeping in the halls when you left. Why don't you go back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: The Den Mother?
Chickie: You'd prefer Buzz the Badge Bunny? That's what they used to call her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammy: Somebody shot Nobody.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Remember his brother, Bigfoot? The funeral he had: stretch Hummers and strippers throwing cash.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 1: "Let It Snow"

Lydia: A support group? She was terrified. She needed a restraining order not a hug.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lydia: It's like an epidemic or something. They're just killing woman like they're nothing. Chopping off their fingers, pulling out their teeth, stuffing them in air conditioning vents, going to yoga class and opening fire. Man, I'm sick of it. You know what? If they were killing Muslims like this, everybody, they'd be protesting and trying to pass bills in Congress.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammy: A couple of hours ago little buddy's ripping flesh off a dead guy, now he's sitting on granny's lap getting a tummy rub.
 • Rating: Unrated

Russell: I think I'm going to get a callus on my index finger from pressing the print button on the copier but nobody's shooting at me.
 • Rating: Unrated

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