Cops are trained to stay in control but sometimes even heroes feel helpless.


I almost ate my gun for dinner.


250 lbs of pissed off canine sure beats your scrawny ass, Sherman.


Next time we flip a coin. The losers beneath the bus.


Never thought the bus would be riding you.


Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.

A single step can separate life and death.


I was trying to tackle a man and ended up dropping 300 lbs. on your surgically repaired spine.


It's amazing to think that for every one of these people there's a pair of disappointed parents.


How can you be dead for nine months an nobody notices?


Ben: Pretty good gig.
Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.

No better birth control than having a screaming baby around.


Southland Quotes

It seems like it changes nothing... but every once and awhile, you get to take a bad guy off the streets for good. And that, my friend, is God's work.

John Cooper

Taking a life is a big deal to me.

Ben Sherman