Do you know the Michelin Man is white. Dude's suppose to made out of tires and they make him white.


What do you think I am, the King of LA. I just can't make things disappear.


For the last 2 & 1/2 weeks I've had these book smart, street stupid, bs experts telling me how I'm suppose to feel before I go back on the streets.


Maybe for his birthday you could take him to the Dahmer house.


I'm Brooke by the way, The girl he stopped seeing so he could just f*ck you.


Most cops manage to stay sane despite the chaos all around them, but in their hearts they know, everyone has their breaking point.


Cooper: You want to go ruin his day?
Lucero: Absolutely.

You better watch it buddy. Your mom's a tough lady.


Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Now I know what it's like to be a chick.
Cooper: If you want to be a chick that's a different bar.

Lucero: I didn't know.
Cooper: You won't be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes.

You've got a problem with gay people, that's your right, OK but I don't want to hear about it every day.


Cops are suppose to hold the line between chaos and civilized society. Every now and then chaos gets the upper hand.


Southland Quotes

It seems like it changes nothing... but every once and awhile, you get to take a bad guy off the streets for good. And that, my friend, is God's work.

John Cooper

Taking a life is a big deal to me.

Ben Sherman