South Park Season 5 Quotes
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Chorus: Everyone know it's Butters!
Butters: Well that's me!
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Butters was missing?Stan
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I have to get to South Park. If you give me a ride I can pay you the four dollars I made at the titty bar.Butters
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(After being thrown out by the truck driver) He must like TGI Fridays.Butters
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Too bad you're not a broad because I need some goddamn poontang.Trucker
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Chris: Sometimes telling a little white lie is okay. Like when you catch your dad jacking off in a gay men's bathhouse.
Butters: Who's Jack?
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One of us, one of us gooble gobble, gooble gobble.The Ramseys, OJ, and Gary Condit
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(Chris Stotch is walked in on by Butters while masturbating in a gay bathhouse private room)
Chris: AHH! Butters!
Butters: Hi, Dad!
Chris: Oh, god! Oh, ohhh!
Butters: I'm glad I found you! I think I know the perfect anniversary present for Mom. What are you doing with your wiener out there, Dad?
Chris: Butters, you need to leave here right now! You need to get out of here! Go home and wait for me to talk to you.
Butters: Oh...well, alright then. Well, see you at home!
(Butters closes the door, and heads back home)
Chris: Oh, Jesus no... oh, what have I done?
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