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This is like finding trash-can gold you guys!

Cartman

I don't think it's for using, I think it's just for looking through.

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Stan: Jesus, is Cartman still in the bathroom?
Kyle: Hey Cartman! We're almost to level 20! Are you giving birth in there or what?
Cartman: Let a man take a crap.
Stan: Dude, he's in there punishing my toilet.
Kyle: Yeah, that poor, poor thing.

Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high.

Towelie

Towelie: Oh man
Stan: What?
Towelie: I am so high right nowI have no idea what's going on.

Okay! That's it! Brake angrily Kenny!

Stan

OKAMA GAMESPHERE!

Gamesphere

Cartman: You are the worst character ever, Towelie.
Towelie: I know.

Stan: Come on, Towelie. The guy said you have the entry code in your memory bank!
Towelie: Hey, it's been a long time...
Cartman: You just have no long-term memory, because you get high all the time!
Towelie: Don't preach to me, fatso!
Cartman: I can preach to you all I want, because you're stupid!
Towelie: YOU'RE stupid!
Cartman: Yeah, well, you're a towel!
Towelie: YOU'RE a towel!

Stan: Ok guys focus; it looks like this is going to be an underwater level.
Towelie: (high; slurred) Don't forget to bring a towel.
(the boys laugh)
Cartman: You're the worst character ever, Towelie.
Towelie: I know.

Oh man, why is everyone riding me today? Goddamnit.

Towelie

Sharon: Okay, boys, that's it. You have to go now.
Stan: No no, it's okay, Mom. We, we can't go to baseball practice 'cause Kyle has cancer.

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South Park Season 5 Quotes

Well, you know what I say about kids, they're all pink on the inside.

Mr. Grazier

Just because somebody's gay, doesn't mean they molest children. Straight people do that too.

Randy
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