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(enthusiastically) An animated Christmas card! Kids, that just might be the dumbest idea I've ever heard, ever!

Mayor

I'm just a stupid piece of crap.

Mr. Hanky

But Dad, we're just pieces of crap, Christmas isn't for us.

Cornwallis

Don't you see guys Christmas is about presents.

</i> Stan

(as Barbie) Butters, would you like to slap my titties around?

Butters

(while making the Christmas Card)
Kyle: Ok. 'woo' mouths again...
Stan: (clicks camera) one. two.
Kyle: So how much done is that?
Stan: "We wish you a m-merry..."
Kyle: Jesus Christ.

Cornwallis: We fixed it!
Mrs. Hankey: What's that kids?! They got your father's penis working again!

Mr. Hankey: Come. You have to meet the little nuggets, too. Kids! This is our son, Cornwallis.
Cornwallis: Howdy Ho!
Mr. Hankey: Our daughter Amber.
Amber: Howdy Ho!
b>Mr. Hankey: And our son, Simon.
Simon: Eee, hey! Hnhn.
Mr. Hankey: Simon's not so smart. He was born with a peanut in his head.

Mrs. Hankey: (to Mayor's aide) You wanna bet me I won't take off my clothes and run naked through this parking lot?
Mr. Hankey: Honey, please don't start.
Mrs. Hankey: I didn't start it! He was lookin' at my breasts!
Mr. Hankey: They're not real, ya know!
Mrs. Hankey: Don't you say that!
Mr. Hankey: Oh, big secret, everyone can tell they're made of silicorn!

Mr. Hankey: Kids, Christmas is back on! We gotta all go get that old drive-in working again!
Hankey Kids: Okay!
Mrs. Hankey: That's not the only thing we gotta get working again, if you know what I mean. [Points at Mr. Hankey's "crotch"]
Mr. Hankey: Why, why, why do you have to say things like that in front of people?

Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?

Stan

Kyle: He's gonna be here any minute, Ike.
Ike: Oooh nooo, poopies.
Kyle: He might not come if you're too close to the toilet bowl, Ike.

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South Park Season 4 Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

</i> Cartman

Cartman: Suck my balls.
Ms. Choksondik: Present them.
Cartman: What?
Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em.

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