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I'll tell you why you're protesting, because you all think it's wrong to be pissed at a black president...

Cartman

Here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew you decided to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip.

Cartman

Man at Bar: Enjoying the show?
Randy: To be honest, I'm just here for the blowjob.

There's a blowjob reference every 10 seconds. broadway writers call it subtext.

Man at Bar

Mr. Stotch: what was the show about?
Randy: I dunno, some green chick and a goat.

I was enthralled by the dialogue.

Clyde

"You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink."

Clyde

When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make America so shitty they wouldn't come anymore.

Border Patrol

We've heard of Mexican ice cream, but Mexican patriotism?

Reporter

You've heard of Mexican salsa, but Mexican pride?

Reporter

That's just your brain levels adjusting back to the real world.

Cynic

Nurse: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? You're saying I have Aspergers?

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South Park Season 15 Quotes

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Cartman

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

Cartman
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