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(After Kenny has been struck by lightning)
Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Stan: You bastards!
Kelley: Who!? Who killed him!?
Kyle: They...uh, they did.
Kelly: Who's they!?
Stan: ..They're bastards...
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I F(bleep)G HATE THE RAINFOREST!Ms. Stevens
- Permalink: I FG HATE THE RAINFOREST!
Cartman: So,are you going to see your girlfriend again?
Kenny: No, dude seriously.
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(muffled) My name is Kenny Kenny no Kenny.</i> Kenny
- Permalink: My name is Kenny Kenny no Kenny.
Cartman: (upon passing out from hunger) ...Need...food.
Construction worker: Get this child some food, quick!
Cartman: Chicken wings.
- Permalink: ...Need...food. Get this child some food, quick! Chicken win...
Mr. Mackey: Did you just flip me off?
Mr. Mackey: Yes you did, you just flipped me the bird.
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(the new and improved Getting Gay With Kids song)
You only fight these causes, because caring sells,
all you activists can go f(beep)k yourselves.
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We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?Militant Group Leader
- Permalink: We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?
Guide: Don't worry. The snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.
(Snake hisses and wraps itself around the Guide)
Cartman: (sarcastically) Oh yeah. The snake's really afraid of us.
(Snake swallows the Guide whole)
Miss Stevens: Is he dead?
(Guide's skeleton exits the snake)
Kyle: I would say yes.
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(after the GGWK choir has been saved by the deforestation workers)
Ms. Stevens: So, what are you doing out here with all this equipment?
Worker: Oh, we're tearing down the rainforest to make room a lumber yard, do you have a problem with that or something?
Ms. Stevens: Me? Oh no, you go ahead and tear down this whole f**king thing!
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