Over the past few months, I have watched you go from an ancillary character with a few amusing catch phrased to a dried out spooge rag covered in the jizz of a thousand older men.

Kyle

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You're not the Towelie you used to be. Where you used to be fluffy and absorbent, now you are crusty and unable to absorb the smallest amount of waster.

Butters

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Cashier: Wow, you must have one dusty computer.
Towelie: Fuck you, it's not illegal, bitch.

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Towelie had a girlfriend he really liked. Then she got pregnant and had a little wash cloth.

Butters

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Who hired that towel? It can barely walk, let alone dry someone off.

Counselor

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