South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralFavorite South Park Quotes
(to God) Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama and, and you give Cartman a million dollars?
Kyle
Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?
Cartman
When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.
Cartman
And it will be like a taco inside taco within a Taco Bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside your dream!
Doctor
Sea Man: Swallow, come.
Moses: Hehe, no way he just said that.
Revenge is a dish best served chili.
Scott Tenorman
This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks fist.
Cartman
At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.
Cartman
Hindsight: what is your power?
Kenny (as Mysterion): I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed wearing my same old clothes. The wort part? No one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone is just like "Oh, Hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You want to whine about Curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong f**king cowboy.
That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.
All Coon friends report to base. I'm so seriously.
Cartman
Cartman: Hey, you guys, this is just like that one movie and John Travolta and that French chick all summer long and they went back to school and sang songs about grease lightning, you know, that movie which the mean chick is all prissy, but that tiny chick has an abortion...
Stan and Kyle: Cartman, will you shut the hell up and get some more rope?
Cartman: Ah, screw you guys anyway.
