Time to go Gallagher.

Fiona

Kassidi: Do you love?
[Handcuffs Carl to the bed.]
Kassidi: Whoa! What the hell?

Lawyer: They are prepared to settle, but they want Sparkles back.
Fiona: My dog?!

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We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.

Frank

Well, I spoke to the Latham's attorney. Guy is a real piece of work. I think your roofer found his name on the back of a bus bench.

Lawyer

Frank: I'm retiring.
Clerk: Mr. Gallagher, it says here you only worked six weeks in your entire life.

Drop the lawsuit. I'll let you out.

Fiona

Carl: This is where my first job was. Shooter. Get down.
Kassidi: Oh, my god. This is epic.

Frank: Hi. I'm retiring. I'd like to start receiving my social security benefits.
Clerk: I'm sorry, Mr. Wessels, it says here you're already collecting your benefit.
Frank: What? How can that be? Are you suggesting someone has stolen my identity, committing fraud?

Kassidy: Marry me before you leave, dumbass.
Carl: Okay, fine.
Kassidy: Do you have a fake I.D.?

Lady: This is the lady who's been helping us.
Fiona: What's been going on?
Lady: They're paying us to crash here.

Lip: What are you doing, Frank?
Frank: Planning my retirement to bask in the spoils of a life well lived.
Lip: You mean leech of your kids and drink booze out of a backpack?

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We must set a safe word... french fry.

Kev

Lip: You are gorgeous, okay? You are sweet. You are funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?
Mandy: Shut up.
Lip: Hey, hey, I mean it, okay? You're a good person Mandy.