Sex and the City Season 2 Episode 3: "The Freak Show" Quotes
We all get freaked out from time to time, but we keep trying because you have to figure, if the world fattest twins can find love there's hope for all of us. Somewhere, out there, there's another little freak who'll love us, understand us, will kiss our three heads and make it all better.
Carrie
Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better.
Carrie
Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
You can tell everything about a person by who their friends are.
Miranda
Miranda: He's a freak! Aside from technique what do you even know about him? Do you talk?
Samantha: Do you even fuck?
Hang on honey, you don't fall in love with Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and then set him free.
Samantha
Samantha is showing off her new girdle
Carrie: That's a girdle with a hole.
Samantha: Of course, it has a hole, its for peeing, ectetera.
I can't believe this, we spend all our lives trying to hid the fat in our ass and your gonna put it right out there on your face?
Miranda
This is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks!
Miranda
Charlotte: Forget it, I'm not dating anyone who is known as Mr Pussy.
Samantha: Why not?
Charlotte: Maybe I want more than that.
Samantha: Oh, sweetie, if a man is good at that there is nothing more.
Carrie & Miranda: Amen!
The women are speaking about oral sex
Charlotte: Would you please just stop calling it that.
Samantha: Fine, going down, giving head.
Carrie: Eating Out!
Miranda: I never understood that, shouldn't it be eating in?
If a man is over thirty and single there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Miranda
