Jerry: Eckman? I thought he was doing time?
Kramer: No, no, he's out. He got out.

Women go after doctors like men go after models, they want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.

Jerry

Yeah if you're exposed to gamma rays!

Jerry

Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues.

Jerry

George: What should I do, Kramer?Jerry: Well for one thing, don't listen to him.

Meningitis? Scoliosis? Lupus? Is it Lupus?!

George

Tor: What month were you born in?George: April.Tor: You should've been born in August.

He saw that show on anorexia last year; ate like a pig for two weeks!

Jerry

My name is Bob!

Kramer
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