Kramer: What are you guys going to do today?Elaine: This... and that.Jerry: And the other!

Jerry: (about Elaine's birthday) What did you end up getting her?
George: (irritated) $91.
Jerry: Yeah, sorry about that.

Elaine: What was that look?
Jerry: What look?
Elaine: The look you just gave me.
Jerry: I gave a look?
Elaine: Yes.
Jerry: What kind of look?
Elaine: I know that look.
Jerry: Then what was it?
Elaine: Why should I tell you?
Jerry: Well, you're the big look expert. I want to see how smart you are.
Elaine: Trust me, I know the look.

(Elaine is surfing through TV stations)
Elaine: Ooo the naked channel!
Jerry: (reaching for the remote) No, I don't want to watch the naked channel.
Elaine: (Pulling the remote away) Been a while?

George: Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?Jerry: Too gubernatorial.

We just want to take this, and add that.

Elaine

Sometimes when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that and I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.

Jerry

George: What should I do, Kramer?Jerry: Well for one thing, don't listen to him.

Women go after doctors like men go after models, they want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.

Jerry
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