Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
I'll tell ya, if I ever get out of here, I'm gonna change my life. I'm gonna do a whole Zen...thing...George
My name is Bob!Kramer
Tor: No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.
Jerry: And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.
I'm an eggplant!George
Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues.Jerry
George: What should I do, Kramer?Jerry: Well for one thing, don't listen to him.
Women go after doctors like men go after models, they want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.Jerry
Yeah if you're exposed to gamma rays!Jerry
Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!Kramer
Elaine: Hey, where's Kramer?
Jerry: I don't know. That's like asking: where's Waldo?
Meningitis? Scoliosis? Lupus? Is it Lupus?!George
You're bringing in an outside cucumber?Elaine