She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's Baby.

George

Elaine, who catered this, Sears?

Leslie

Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal!
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.

Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?

Kramer

Look, will you at least let me bring the guy over? He's an amazing man. He's a Russian immigrant. He escaped the Gulag! He's like the Sakharov of cable guys.

Kramer

Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

Jerry

George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.
Jerry: And if you do?
George: I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.

Man, it's the ninetiesit's Hammer time!

Kramer

Jerry: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works.
Elaine: What do you wanna know?
Jerry: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?
Elaine: Rarely.

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