Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
You know I gotta tell you. These are really bad details.George
Elaine: Pal? You think I'm your pal?
Jerry: I said "and more."
Kramer: What are you guys going to do today?Elaine: This... and that.Jerry: And the other!
Sometimes when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that and I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.Jerry
Elaine: What was that look?
Jerry: What look?
Elaine: The look you just gave me.
Jerry: I gave a look?
Jerry: What kind of look?
Elaine: I know that look.
Jerry: Then what was it?
Elaine: Why should I tell you?
Jerry: Well, you're the big look expert. I want to see how smart you are.
Elaine: Trust me, I know the look.
George: What's up with you?Jerry: Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.
George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!
You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!George
(to Jerry and Elaine) Boy, I liked you so much better when you weren't a couple.Kramer
I know less about women...than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night.George
We just want to take this, and add that.Elaine
Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet? It's impossible. It can't be done. Thousands of years people have been trying to have their cake and eat it too. So all of a sudden the two of you are going to come along and do it. Where do you get the ego? No one can do it. It can't be done.George
(Elaine is surfing through TV stations)
Elaine: Ooo the naked channel!
Jerry: (reaching for the remote) No, I don't want to watch the naked channel.
Elaine: (Pulling the remote away) Been a while?