Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
For fifty bucks? I'd stick my face in their soup and blow!
George
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
Jerry
George: Yes, I'm expecting a call for Costanza.
Bruce: Yes, someone call. I say "Cartwright! Cartright!" but no one come and I hang up.
Health cookies. I hate those dustboard, fructose things.
Elaine
Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?
Kramer
Jerry: Excuse me. Can I get something to drink?
Flight Attendant: I'm afraid not.
Jerry: What's with this airline? What, are you cutting out the drinks now?
Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
Red shirt! Red shirt! That's the red shirt!
Jerry
Look, will you at least let me bring the guy over? He's an amazing man. He's a Russian immigrant. He escaped the Gulag! He's like the Sakharov of cable guys.
Kramer
(to Jerry) I'm offering you 53 channels, movies, sports, nudity, and it's free for life!
Kramer
My name is Bill. I might be the last person you ever see.
Bill
Elaine, who catered this, Sears?
Leslie