I tell her you not here, she say curse word, I hang up.


George: Yes, I'm expecting a call for Costanza.
Bruce: Yes, someone call. I say "Cartwright! Cartright!" but no one come and I hang up.

George: If anything happens here can I count on you?
Jerry: What?
George: If we decide to go at it.
Jerry: Yeah, I want to get into a rumble.

Elaine: You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you SICK!!
Jerry: Boy. You are REALLY hungry.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?


For fifty bucks? I'd stick my face in their soup and blow!


Health cookies. I hate those dustboard, fructose things.


So, we start to fool around and I begin to perceive this impending intestinal requirement whose needs are going to surpass by great length anything in the sexual realm.


Movie theater hot dogs, I'd rather lick the food off the floor.

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