They'll probably kill his family over this.

Jerry

I tell her you not here, she say curse word, I hang up.

Bruce

You're never gonna stop crime, we should at least be clean.

George

For fifty bucks? I'd stick my face in their soup and blow!

George

Movie theater hot dogs, I'd rather lick the food off the floor.

Elaine

George: If anything happens here can I count on you?
Jerry: What?
George: If we decide to go at it.
Jerry: Yeah, I want to get into a rumble.

New York to Long Island. Long Island to Florida. It's like the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunately no one ever disappears.

Jerry

Seinfeld, four.

Bruce

Elaine: I feel like just walking over to a table and taking food off of someone's plate.
Jerry: I'll tell you what. There's $50 in it for you if you do it.
George: $50? For $50, I'll put my face in their soup and blow!

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