Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry I just saw the Bat-signal!George
So, we start to fool around and I begin to perceive this impending intestinal requirement whose needs are going to surpass by great length anything in the sexual realm.George
Health cookies. I hate those dustboard, fructose things.Elaine
This isn't plans one through eight. It's Plan Nine! The worst movie EVER made!Jerry
George: If anything happens here can I count on you?
George: If we decide to go at it.
Jerry: Yeah, I want to get into a rumble.
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?Jerry
For fifty bucks? I'd stick my face in their soup and blow!George
Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat. You go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before. They put it in front of you and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure and now I just feel like a big sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.Elaine
George: Yes, I'm expecting a call for Costanza.
Bruce: Yes, someone call. I say "Cartwright! Cartright!" but no one come and I hang up.
New York to Long Island. Long Island to Florida. It's like the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunately no one ever disappears.Jerry
Movie theater hot dogs, I'd rather lick the food off the floor.Elaine