Yeah if you're exposed to gamma rays!

Jerry

Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues.

Jerry

Women go after doctors like men go after models, they want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.

Jerry

My name is Bob!

Kramer

That's it! Flaming globes of Sigmund! Flaming globes of Sigmund! That's my note! That's what I thought was so funny? That's not funny. There's nothing funny about that.

Jerry

He saw that show on anorexia last year; ate like a pig for two weeks!

Jerry

Tor: No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.
Jerry: And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.

George: What should I do, Kramer?Jerry: Well for one thing, don't listen to him.

Newman: Kramer!
Kramer: Oh! That's Newman.
Newman: I'm on the roof!
Kramer: Well? What are you waiting for?
Kramer: You wanna shoot some pool tonight?
Newman: I can't, I'm goin' to the movies.

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