I'm Buck Naked!George
You see the way he talks to me?</i> George
We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.Jerry
(trying to convince a reporter that he's not gay) Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!George
George: (trying one more tactic to end their relationship) I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay.
Allison: You're gay?
George: Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.
I've been outed, and I was never in!Jerry
(explaining how he and Jerry met) Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since.George
You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!George
Ya know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!</i> George
George: Two tickets to "Guys And Dolls"! I'm gonna go with you!
Jerry: "Guys And Dolls"? Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?
George: It's "Guys And Dolls," not "Guys And Guys."
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away.Jerry
Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?Elaine