Seinfeld Quotes
I've been outed, and I was never in!
Jerry
You see the way he talks to me?
</i> George
Kramer: Come on, I thought we were all gonna take a steam.
Jerry & George: No! No Steam!
Kramer: Well I don't wanna sit there naked all by myself!
We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jerry
(explaining how he and Jerry met) Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since.
George
I'm Buck Naked!
George
You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!
George
(trying to convince a reporter that he's not gay) Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!
George
Ya know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!
</i> George
George: (trying one more tactic to end their relationship) I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay.
Allison: You're gay?
George: Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away.
Jerry
Get a good look, Costanza?
</i> Russell