(explaining how he and Jerry met) Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since.


You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!


You see the way he talks to me?

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Kramer: Come on, I thought we were all gonna take a steam.
Jerry & George: No! No Steam!
Kramer: Well I don't wanna sit there naked all by myself!

I understand women. The snub is good. They love the snub.


Jerry: You know primavera is Italian for spring.
George: No!

Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?


Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.


(on men) We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.

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