Seinfeld Quotes
(about George) He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show and go see the other show.
Elaine
I have no funny friends. I'm the funny one. El-Clowno!
George
Elaine: Snapple?
Babu's Brother: No, too fruity.
(to his annoying colleague Pat) No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?
Jerry
I don't want a movie hot dog. I want a Papaya King hot dog!
Kramer
(describing Kramer) Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?
Elaine
George, you're sappin' my strength.
Elaine
Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
Elaine
No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films.
Elaine
(describing Elaine) A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.
George
I have been going to the movies for 25 years and nobody ever asks me for the stub.
George
A young woman's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. It's a story about life, and love, and becoming a woman. "Rochelle, Rochelle" now playing at the Paradise Twin.
Announcer