I understand women. The snub is good. They love the snub.

Kramer

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• Added: August 18, 2010

(on men) We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.

Jerry

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How's this for criticism? Umyou stink. How do you like that criticism?

George

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Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

George

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• Added: August 18, 2010

Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?

Elaine

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• Added: August 18, 2010

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Jerry

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Get a good look, Costanza?

</i> Russell

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Jerry: You know primavera is Italian for spring.
George: No!

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• Added: August 18, 2010