George: She wants me to take an IQ test.Jerry: 'Cause you're stupid enough to wear the cologne.

Jerry: How'd you do on the IQ test?George: (irate) 85!

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George: People think that I'm smart, but I'm not smart.Jerry: Who thinks that you're smart?

(swaying around) It was a maaaad-house...


Kramer: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean, isn't there a statue of limitations on that?Jerry: Statute!Kramer: What?Jerry: Statute of limitations, it's not a statue!Kramer: No, it's statue!Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations!Kramer: Elaine. Elaine! Now you're smart. Is it statute or statue of limitations?Elaine: Statute!Kramer: Well, I really think you're wrong!

Babu: You bad man! You very, very bad man!Jerry: Bad man? Could've my mother been wrong?

I am special, my mother was right.


Monica: Where did you get the coffee?George: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.Monica: How did you get there?George: I walked.Monica: How did you get out of the apartment? I didn't see you leave.George: I climbed out the window.Monica: You climbed out the window?George: Of course.Monica: Why didn't you go out the door?George: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window is right here.Monica: You are a fascinating man, George Costanza.

Monica: I need to get something.George: Monica, I'm really focused here, this stuff's a killer.Monica: George!George: Wish I could.

Elaine: Why do you keep watching?Jerry: I don't know, I'm obsessed with it. It's like a spider in the toilet struggling for survival. And even though you know he's not gonna make it you, you kinda root for him for a second.Elaine: Then you flush!Jerry: Well, it's a spider.

Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

(explaining how he got food on his IQ test) I had a sandwich in my pocket.


Where are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no people!