Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 7: "The Cafe" Quotes
Monica: Is that the test?Elaine: Oh, this... um... yeah... here you go.Monica: Thanks. I hope you do a lot better this time.
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George: Oh, hello, professor.Elaine: George, I cannot believe... George: Please... Elaine: No, there has got be a mistake.George: You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.Jerry: But an 85?
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Babu: Our specials are tacos, moussaka, and franks and beans.Jerry: Well, what do you recommend my good fellow?Babu: Oh, the turkey.
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George: She wants me to take an IQ test.Jerry: 'Cause you're stupid enough to wear the cologne.
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Jerry: How'd you do on the IQ test?George: (irate) 85!
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George: People think that I'm smart, but I'm not smart.Jerry: Who thinks that you're smart?
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(swaying around) It was a maaaad-house...Jerry
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Kramer: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean, isn't there a statue of limitations on that?Jerry: Statute!Kramer: What?Jerry: Statute of limitations, it's not a statue!Kramer: No, it's statue!Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations!Kramer: Elaine. Elaine! Now you're smart. Is it statute or statue of limitations?Elaine: Statute!Kramer: Well, I really think you're wrong!
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Babu: You bad man! You very, very bad man!Jerry: Bad man? Could've my mother been wrong?
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