I'd be proud as hell to call you my kid.

Marcus

I gotta give the kid more work if he has time to draw cartoons.

Cabe

People say stupid things in the heat of battle.

Happy

Be careful or you're going to burn out. What? Too soon?

Toby

My father comes from a world where a man is measured by how many tackles he made in high school or how many beer cans he can crush against his skull.

Sylvester

I do not need someone to take care of me.

Happy

How come he always gets the hug? I'm standing right next to him.

Toby

Hikers! We're here to rescue you!

Toby

There's no way I'm leaving my guys down there!

Cabe

We might not get the reception we're looking for on this model.

Toby

It's a box held up in the sky by a lawn mower blade. Pass.

Sylvester

Walter: And how old are you?
Toby: Thirteen months older than you, so show your elder some respect.

Scorpion Season 1 Episode 19 Quotes

Walter: And how old are you?
Toby: Thirteen months older than you, so show your elder some respect.

Toby: If I win, dinner date. If you win, I do your laundry for a month.
Happy: You'd probably like that more than the dinner, perv.