Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 2 Episode 5: "Super Fun Guys" Quotes
Saving the world gets in the way of life. I guess great responsibility comes with great loneliness.
Sylvester
Several times today I realized that I can't just be friends with her. I am an addict. First with gambling, then with her. To her it's wiring a dollhouse, to me it's an alcoholic just rubbing his lips against the beer bottle. I can't do it.
Toby
Happy: You are not part of Scorpion.
Ray: But I live here.
Happy: So does a possum in the rafters.
Cabe: Thanks for saving my ass out there today.
Toby: Cabe, are we becoming friends?
Cabe: Now you ruined it!
Looks like the Giggler delivered the punchline.
Toby
It's just so funny. Walter is in a superhero costume exposing himself to radiation.
Toby
I want Homeland to double our fee. I feel absurd. I don't like feeling absurd.
Walter
Great, go to NeverKissedAGirl.com and tell them all about it.
Toby
Happy: I'm glad I brought extra clothes.
Toby: Really? You did.
Paige: Don't sound so disappointed. It's creepy.
Toby: What are you doing?
Happy: I'm taking my pants off.
Toby: Dear diary, it finally happened.
Sylvester, I really do love you.
Megan
Walter: We seem to be in the habit of getting into situations like this don't we?
Toby: Where is Super Fun Guy when you need him?
