Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 4 Episode 2: "More Extinction" Quotes
Sly: I already know what my new obituary will say: Sylvester Dodd, he had the very best friends.
Toby: That being said, Collins gives me the willies, so for a romantic night in, how about we install security cameras and an alarm?
Happy: Be still my heart.
Walter: What did you do to him?
Paige: Kicked him in the gooty. Run!
Walter: I prefer certainty over risk.
Paige: I prefer not to die in a closet.
Russian hotel managers and Collins do not determine if we are a real couple or not. We do.
Paige
Good news is I'm getting really good at hogtying people.
Happy
I accidentally made Russia declare war on Norway. My bad.
Happy
Toby: Happy, what's your status?
Happy: Married, you were there, remember?
Paige: What the heck were you doing?
Walter: I was pleasuring you.
Paige: What husband doesn't know that his wife has a bad shoulder. Now they are going to be suspicious.
What do you do when you lose your one true love?
Sly
Sly: Your plan is to pee people out of the pool?
Toby: I'll grab a swimsuit from the laundry, and while I'm getting changed, I'm going to search for how to say, "sorry I had an accident" in Russian.
Happy: Sometimes, I can't believe I said I do.
Cabe: Now hands in! All right, Scorpion on 3. Ready? One!
Toby: Sorry, Collins. Team members only.
Cabe: Two!
Sly: When was the last time everyone washed up?
Cabe: Three!
Walter: We wasted three seconds, let's go.
