Sly: You came.
Cabe: Sure did, kid. I couldn't let my friend go into battle without me.

Walter: Wedding partners in crime?
Paige: Deal. It might require a few late nights and some weekends.
Walter: Whatever it takes. I do not need Happy Quinn mad at me.

Like it or not, you have a funny way of growing on people, old man.

Happy

Toby: Happy, come on. Come on, say something.
Happy: Don't ever electrocute me again.
Toby: Oh she's fine.

Toby: I am not risking electrocuting my fiancé!
Paige: I'm still here too!
Toby: Or electrocuting Paige! My bad.

Paige: I don't need you to tell me that I'm not as smart as you guys. I am painfully aware of it every day. Every invention that I don't understand, every formula I can't solve, every reference I don't get.
Happy: Like MIT students trying to follow a Jeffrey Hoffman lecture.
Paige: See I have no idea what you are talking about, but even if I can't keep up, I thought I at least measured up as a valued team member, as a friend, but I guess you just always saw me as an inferior.
Happy: Paige, that is not correct.
Paige: Oh, surprise, another thing I got wrong.

Hey! It's working! The wedding is still on. You can't get rid of me that easy, Quinn.

Toby

We're friends. Of course, we're friends. You're like the first non-genius I could ever stand.

Happy

Toby: Guys, right now is not the best time for fighting. It's a very good time for teamwork though.
Happy: Quiet, Toby.
Toby: Yes, dear.
Walter: Sounds like you guys have been married for years.

Every 15 seconds we're two inches closer to splatter, and I don't want Ralph being raised by four lunatics, so get us down from here!

Paige

Happy: We're friends-ish.
Paige: [scoffs]
Happy: I like you just fine.
Paige: What a ringing endorsement.

Walter: Did he get the joke, Toby? It's the kind of humor that goes over well in toasts.
Cabe: That joke went over like a submarine. A best man's speech has got to have zingers.

Scorpion Quotes

Paige: I don't need you to tell me that I'm not as smart as you guys. I am painfully aware of it every day. Every invention that I don't understand, every formula I can't solve, every reference I don't get.
Happy: Like MIT students trying to follow a Jeffrey Hoffman lecture.
Paige: See I have no idea what you are talking about, but even if I can't keep up, I thought I at least measured up as a valued team member, as a friend, but I guess you just always saw me as an inferior.
Happy: Paige, that is not correct.
Paige: Oh, surprise, another thing I got wrong.

The water doesn't lie still, but the water still lies. Add fifty and your answer will be revealed.

Collins