Season: 2 1
Scandal Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2 Episode 16: "Top of the Hour"

Olivia: I will not be responsible for an untimely heart attack...take a breath.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 2 Episode 15: "Boom Goes the Dynamite"

Huck: [to Quinn] I used to live in a box outside the Metro and before that I dismembered people for a living. Right now I smell. When the rain stops I won't smell. I'm fine.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Will: I love her. The day Pete brought her home ten years ago I wasn't even supposed to be there. I was supposed to be on a plane. Sometimes I wonder if I'd just been somewhere else. We denied it for months because that's what you do. You deny it. You pretend it's not happening. You pretend it's all above board and it's appropriate and the next thing you know you're having sex in the coat closet at your brother's engagement dinner. Pete loves her. She's his wife. And she and I, well, we have what we have. It might not be much but it's what we have.
Olivia: You have nothing. You have a pile of secrets and lies, and you're calling it love. And in the meantime you're letting your whole life pass you by while they raise children and celebrate anniversaries and grow old together. You're frozen in time. You're holding your breath. You're a statue waiting for something that's never going to happen. Living for stolen moments in hotel hallways and coat closets and you keep telling yourself they all add up to something real because in your mind they have to but they don't. They won't. They never will. Because stolen moments aren't a life. So you have nothing. You have no one. End it now.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Abby: Don't think this means anything.
David: Don't worry. I don't.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Olivia: [to Cyrus] Let Mellie be. That's how you fight her. Don't over think it. Just let her be. Let Mellie do what Mellie's going to do. When it comes to Fitz, Mellie's her own worst enemy. Eventually she's going to go too far and cross him. You just need to be there when she does.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cyrus: She's got him. He looks to her. He leans on her. He's her guy know.
Olivia: Maybe that's how it should be. She's his wife. She's the mother of his children.
Cyrus: This is Mellie we're talking about.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Cyrus: I'm completely out of the loop, Liv. And it's not the knife if my back that's upsetting to me. It's the size of the knife in my back. It's the...enormous knife being stabbed over and over and over.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Harrison: Speaking of flammable, did you tell your partner in crime to take a shower yet?
Quinn: I think there might be something wrong with him.
Harrison: He's Huck. There's something very wrong with him. Doesn't give him a pass on hygiene.
• Rating: Unrated
Quinn: Does Huck--
Harrison: Stink? Yeah. To high heaven. Like he hasn't showered in days.
Abby: At least David will always know where he is.
• Rating: Unrated
Olivia: Captain Ballard--
Jake: 'Jake.' All my dates call me 'Jake.'
Olivia: You do not give up.
Jake: I'm a Navy man. Navy men do not give up.
Olivia: Neither do I.
Jake: Like I said. I like a challenge.
• Rating: Unrated
Jake: Wow, you really suck at dating.
Olivia: I never said this was a date. You did.
• Rating: Unrated
Jake: It's a date.
Olivia: What?
Jake: It's a date. You said meeting. I'm not a client. I don't have a problem. I don't need fixing. I asked you out. You said yes. We dressed up. At the end of the evening if all goes well there will be kissing. This is not a meeting this is a date. And I don't want to insult you. You chose this restaurant. I'm sure the food is very good, but this is not a date restaurant. You can't have a date here. This is where dates go to die. You look extraordinary, by the way.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2 Episode 14: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"

David: I think this is your something big. I would love to forget about this whole thing. I would love to forget I ever met Wendy. I would love to forget I ever met you. But now, I need you. Because I'd be really terrible at prison. That's if I'm lucky enough to live that long.
Olivia: You're not just here for you. I know you David. This is about justice. This is about dusting off the white hat and putting it back where it belongs.
• Rating: Unrated
Fitz: [to Cyrus] I need to figure out who I can trust.
• Rating: Unrated
Olivia: I made a mistake.
Fitz: We both did. It won't happen again,.
Olivia: I was talking about Defiance.
Fitz: That wasn't a mistake. That was a betrayal. We are done. I may not be able to control my erections around you but that does not mean I want you. We are done.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
David: [to Olivia] Everything you've ever done for as long as I've known you has been tailor-made to hurt me. So I'm done. I'm done with you. I'm done with your people.
• Rating: Unrated
David: How much do I owe you?
Olivia: What?
David: For your services? Or did you take a commission when I sold my soul to the Devil?
• Rating: Unrated
Fitz: [to Cyrus] Are we done discussing your hurt feelings? Because I'd like to get back to saving American lives.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Olivia: Work helps. So does exercise. Stuff that numbs you, keeps you from thinking too much. Dating also helps, but, it also helps to remember that he hates you and it helps to try to hate him too.
Abby: And that works?
Olivia: I was talking about you and David.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mellie: He can play with that baby for hours. I don't know how he does it. I don't have the patience.
Cyrus: Me either.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Season 2 Quotes: 271
Total Scandal Quotes: 335









