Cyrus: Red, you know I'd never tell you how to do your job.
Abby: Oh, yes. You would. Do it. Please.

Fitz: Fitz. We should at least be on a first-name basis because if I have to tell you about my sex life that officially makes you my closest friend in the world. Fitz.
Abby: Okay.

Do you not understand that when the monster gets hungry he will turn around and eat you?

Huck [to Olivia]

Huck: Your guy...he's coming out.
Olivia: What? guy...
Huck: I never considered it before, but yeah, you were made.

Olivia: I'm playing the game and I'm playing it better than anyone.
Huck: And what game would that be?
Olivia: What?
Huck: What game would that be?
Olivia: The one where I win.

This is my day. I am the bride. You get me my hero moment.

Cyrus [to Tom]

Fitz: Why are you so obsessed with my personal life?
Abby: Because your personal life is my professional life.

You want to celebrate Susan's poll numbers by having sex with the man she's in love with?

David [to Liz]

Jake: Huck! You're one creepy bastard, you know that?
Huck: Yes.

I need to put in a request to get laid?

Fitz [to Abby]

Mellie: You were a good mistress. Probably a great one.
Olivia: Well, I am an over achiever.

Mellie: You can divorce them but you can't get rid of them.
Cyrus: Fitz? Or Olivia?
Mellie: Both.

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I am not a toy that you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.


Olivia: I don't want normal, and easy, and simple. I want..
Edison: What? What do you want, Olivia?
Olivia: I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love. Don't you want that, too?
Edison: Love is not supposed to be painful or devastating. Love isn't supposed to hurt, Liv.