Screw as many whores as you want, Fitz, I wouldn’t expect anything less. But you sure as hell better keep them away from my children.Mellie
Cyrus: Red, you know I'd never tell you how to do your job.
Abby: Oh, yes. You would. Do it. Please.
Fitz: Fitz. We should at least be on a first-name basis because if I have to tell you about my sex life that officially makes you my closest friend in the world. Fitz.
Do you not understand that when the monster gets hungry he will turn around and eat you?Huck [to Olivia]
Huck: Your guy...he's coming out.
Olivia: What? My...my guy...
Huck: I never considered it before, but yeah, you were made.
Olivia: I'm playing the game and I'm playing it better than anyone.
Huck: And what game would that be?
Huck: What game would that be?
Olivia: The one where I win.
This is my day. I am the bride. You get me my hero moment.Cyrus [to Tom]
Fitz: Why are you so obsessed with my personal life?
Abby: Because your personal life is my professional life.
You want to celebrate Susan's poll numbers by having sex with the man she's in love with?David [to Liz]
Jake: Huck! You're one creepy bastard, you know that?
I need to put in a request to get laid?Fitz [to Abby]
Mellie: You were a good mistress. Probably a great one.
Olivia: Well, I am an over achiever.