Waiter: More coffee?
Rowan: Remove yourself.
Olivia: I'll take some.

My fiance invited me here in case there was trouble and I was really hoping there would be trouble.


What the hell just happened?

Olivia walks out of the door.} Quinn

He gives me a head, I take the head and I go.


Abby: David... is this, a human head?
David: Yes.
[Abby screams and drops the head]

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Mystery Woman: You better hope that I never get out of here David Rosen.
David: I don't have to hope because you won't. Am I twitching now?

Did you need something Cyrus, or did you come here to annoy me?


If I were to trust you for some unfathomable reason, he would follow me all the way to the island, and he would probably just nuke it.

Mystery Woman

Jake: Where's Peus?
Mystery Woman: Why, did something happen?
Jake: Oh, Samantha. You are a ghost.
Mystery Woman: Threats are so much deeper when they come with a smile.

Olivia: Come upstairs with me.
Rowan: So I can die, or worse, watch you die?

Olivia: We are at war. There is war happening out there.
Rowan: All the more reason to have one final drink with me.

One down, Miss Pope. Eight to go. I look forward to hearing from you.


Scandal Quotes

I am not a toy that you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.


Jake: Man, do I love you.
Olivia: I want Vermont with Fitz.
Jake: Oh, okay.
Olivia: I also want the sun with you.
Jake: So...
Olivia: I'm not choosing. I'm not choosing Jake. I'm not choosing Fitz. I'm choosing me. I'm choosing Olivia. And right now, Olivia is dancing. Now, you can dance with me or you can get off my dance floor. I'm fine dancing alone.