Vanessa: The woman is a famous mistress, so we are doing this. I'm not going to move until you talk to me.
Jake: Fine, you stay. I'll leave. See you tomorrow.

Okay, let's get this over with because I am late from getting away from you.

Jake

I'd listen to her, baby. You always do. Why change now?

Vanessa

Jake: What the hell were you doing?
Vanessa: Oh, look who it is, get here as soon as you feel like it?

Cyrus: I'm going to die in here.
Olivia: I will always be your friend, but I will not speak to you again.

Fitz: Sit down.
Abby: Well, I was going to sit down. I guess I'll do it faster.

Everyone has an oval. Figure out what yours is in here.

Cyrus

Fitz: You're gorgeous.
Angela: You're okay.
Fitz: I'm good? I'm the President of the United States.

Cyrus: I could use some fresh air.
Guard: I could use a six foot Victoria's secret model.

Huck: Who killed Jenny?
Charlie: Jenny? Who the hell's Jenny?

Liz: Abby says to tell you not to worry about the death penalty.
Cyrus: Great, well I'll just settle in for a lifetime of solitary confinement.
Liz: Sounds like a plan.

Tom: You don't want my help?
Cyrus: I do not want your help. You are dead to me. We're done.

Scandal Quotes

I am not a toy that you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.

Olivia

Olivia: I don't want normal, and easy, and simple. I want..
Edison: What? What do you want, Olivia?
Olivia: I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love. Don't you want that, too?
Edison: Love is not supposed to be painful or devastating. Love isn't supposed to hurt, Liv.