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Royal-pains

The only think you owe me is bringing back vintage Divya, because this is starting to remind me of the Twilight Zone.

Evan

Ok. So please stop being so nice to me, it's making me feel very uncomfortable. Thanks.

Evan[to Divya]

After I am done with you, I need a set visit please....

Hank

I think we're about to go Google.

Evan

I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.

Divya

Hank: I have the letters M.D., so I'm in charge.
Evan: Actually I own 2/3 of the company, so I'm in charge.
Hank: Well you can have my third too. I quit.

The monogram is the least of this kids problems, his name sounds like a drunken game of Scrabble.

Evan

Casey, Please stop treating me like a sick person.

Jack

Oh, Panky, was the whole stabbing me in the chest thing really necessary? I thought we were friends.

Jack
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