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It's the perfect little nest.

Divya

I would buy you a copy of art for dummies but I don't think you'd understand it.

Paige

I guess we're walking.

Hank

I think I made a mistake, a very big mistake.

Divya

I am a nightmare of a guest.

Divya

Get a room and don't come back until a deal has been finalized!

Hank

Is there a green triangle?

Evan

Actually he did it himself, in the middle of the street.

Hank

My overhearing tells me you might end up going to the actual big house.

Evan

So, for a change, how about you trust me?!

Evan

Evan: But I'm in.
Hank: But, you're not..... But if you really want to do something, you can buy me more milk.

Hank: Pat the protestor is gonna move.
Evan: I have mixed feelings about that.

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Please touch with your eyes.

Divya [to Evan]

Also, I look good in hats.

Evan
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