Hank: What just happened here?
Evan: I lost my center.

What if our dad fornicated across the county and we have 18 siblings we know nothing about!

Evan

I am having trouble remembering all the reasons I forgave him.

Hank

You’re like a headband savant….

Evan

For the record I was humbling Evan long before his therapist was.

Divya

Your judgment is deafening. Just say it---just speak your mind.

Evan

I’m ready for that welcome home hug now.

Evan

Divya: Are you firing Hank?
Shelby: Let me explain.
Divya: Don't. This conversation just ended.

I hope you'll come back because we need you. I need you.

Hank

Just make sure Hollywood tells my story.

Evan

Please be my friend, and let me be yours.

Jeremiah

I made promises to you, too.

Evan

Royal Pains Quotes

There's no way he's a super anything.

Divya

Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.