He disappears for three months and now I'm suppose to just drop everything to be a groupie at his book signing?

Maura

Lydia can barely tie her own shoes.

Jane

I always wanted a mother like you.

Maura

Texting for booty. Technology's killing romance.

Korsak

Now you've got a conscience after you've slept with half my family?

Jane

Maura: I don't like confrontations.
Jane: That's why you're the good cop.
Maura: Oh, right and you're the beat your face in cop.

Oh, thank goodness. Frankie brought us some Mad Dog 20/20 to go with our yams.

Jane

Jane: What are you doing?
Korsak: He's opening a Radio Shack.

That is so sad that people have to get murdered.

Lydia

Where is she registered? Moochers R Us.

Jane

Maura: I'm going to make you eat something green tonight.
Jane: OK, I'll get extra pickles on my burger.

What a shame to get married in a polyester blend.

Maura