I'll never tell you that it'll be OK when I don't know that it will.


Frankie: Who are you dressed as?
Jane: A person. Shut up.

Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.


Does your brain ever get tired?


You're not even ready for the commitment of calling him by his first name.


Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?

Jane: What is it with the English and their ridiculous hats?
Maura: The Anglican church made women cover their heads.
Jane: With a pink migrating goose.

One date to see Dumb and Dumber doesn't constitute a boyfriend.


If I wanted support like that I would have called my mother.


Why do you have to go straight to breeding, with my brother.


You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.