Jane: Said you'd kill him in some pretty creative ways.
Man: I was upset. Wouldn't you be if you found out your wife had some secret boyfriend?

Jane: Stuart Crane had 32 girlfriends?
Frankie: Stuart Crane wasn't just reading Don Juan. He WAS Don Juan.

I don't have to speculate. I have science.

Maura

No offense, but dude's super boring. He's an English major or something.

Roommate

Maura: I wouldn't know where to start.
Jane: Uh, how about, you cheated on my mom and made me lie about it and that sucks.

I don't know what it is you think I said, but I am fairly certain there's been a miscommunication.

Maura

Maura, I live in a 2 x 3 room to avoid living with my mother.

Jane

You know, Maura gave her kidney to someone she barely knew. So if she's this mad, it's probably gonna take some time.

Jane

Frankie: My life is over.
Maura: The bathroom line wasn't THAT long.

Mom moving in with you is worse than my apartment burning down?

Jane

I don't want to paint the entire country with the same brush, but the Scottish guy? Weird.

Jane

Be smart. Always backdate your crime.

Vince

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

Jane